We are the People who wrote that clever email squeak in the door of normalcy E. coli in the primordial soup square pegs in non-Euclidean holes heart murmur that's easy to dance to bug under the rug one who arranges things in your house when you're not looking termites in society's crutches

the Flash of excitement in your miserable pan dada clowns rewiring the neural circuits of the community clot in the pulse of the nation stock clerks in an urban legend clearinghouse itching, the burning that no ointment will ever soothe fog that moves faster than traffic bad egg at the corporate picnic naughty bad girls and boys throwing our coal onto Dante's BBQ

the Harbringers of comfortable change surfing Santas of the Watergate monkey virus in the big top safari guides for a landscape which few people know exists merry pranksters of the new millennium fart at the board meeting holy fools of casual enlightenment new mutants of the last millennium

and the Practically free! happy dog rolling on the carcass of preconceptions tapeworm in the colon of society eyes, ears, nose, and throat of a dying metropolis vital spirits of cultural fermentation kitsch-loving anarchists of life's gravy boat kamikaze pilot headed straight to the vast wasteland of suburbia misplaced jewels in the lint filled pockets of society